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pat2007 · « **Reply #6015 on:** September 23, 2015, 12:13:35 pm »

Angle is at his office and he's none too pleased... He's talking to someone on the phone.

Angle: How can our security be stupid enough to allow someone or a group of people to steal the ring??!!

We can't have our show if we don't get our ring back... And it would be too long to re-do another...So, you better find it or I'll personally fire every single one of your asses!

And don't call me back unless you have some new infos about the situation! Bye!

Angle closes his phone as the camera fades to black.

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Coach and Rick are in their locker room, talking about some important stuff... When Ken Shamrock suddenly kicks the door open. Titan is quick to get in between him and the other two.

Shamrock looks to be ready to explode when he stares at Titan... But he calms down.

Shamrock: I want Brodie Lee.

TheSpirit98 · « **Reply #6016 on:** September 23, 2015, 12:24:09 pm »

Back to Mark Henry...

Previously, WSM had entered the office of Jonathan Coachman in order to talk about being left out of the Collision card. We now see the camera turn 'round 'round baby right 'round but it's not Coachman we see... it's another bald, black guy.

WSM: Hey Mick, long time no... who the hell are you, where's Mick?

Other bald, black guy [in broken English]: I worky here.

The respectable hairless individual is clearly a janitor, holding a mop in one hand and a garbage bag in the other... but Henry's not the sharpest bulb in the shelf.

WSM: Yo, what? They got a German runnin' the place now? A nobody? Damn dawg, I mean I never heard of you before. You the one booking the matches, huh? A lot has changed since I left here. They gave you tis small @ss office too, dawg. When I was 'round 'round baby right 'round the GM wasn't forced to wear ridiculous clothes like that. And the offices were much bigger. Aight, dawg... since you in charge and everything, I got some stuff to question you 'bout... like why the hell was--

MVP: G, what the hell you doin'?

We see MVP walk up.

MVP: Ay, you ain't gon' believe this... they got this joke runnin' the place now, dawg.

MVP: That's the janitor, gangsta. You crazy, look at him! Bag in one hand, mop in the other... come on dawg. It's obvious.

Mark Henry breaks out laughing... we're talking one of those intense passionate laughs.

WSM: Hey, Montel... I don't want to offend you but you one stupid motha'fu**a! Clearly, this here is the GM, ma'dawg! I worked as the bodyguard of the GM for [insert number of years here]. I'm pretty sure I know where the office is situationalized, so please...

MVP: We in Germany, G.... everything backwards here. This is the janitor, I know what I'm telling ya'. Trust me, I am very intellismart.

This goes on for approximately two hours. In the process, the janitor changed every garbage bag in the building and mopped the floors. As the two intellismart men argue, they hear from behind...

?: There you guys are! I've been sent here to get you. The Coach wants to see you in his office.

The camera turns 'round 'round baby right-- you get the gist-- and we see one of Coachman's interns. He directs them into the Coach's office where they see a very large angry man yelling at another bald, black man about his bro Lee.

The Master · « **Reply #6017 on:** September 23, 2015, 04:29:41 pm »

Coach sighs at the situation. He imitates Shamrock.

JC: "I want Brodie Lee" Big deal. I want to win the lottery so I can retire and not put up with disrespectful employees.

Coach sees Shamrock is undeterred so gives in.

JC: Alright, I'll tell you all I can do. Why don't you take on Butcher and Delirious on Collision? If you win that, I'll give you Lee at Ladder Wars. Deal?

Thurl · « **Reply #6018 on:** September 23, 2015, 08:33:24 pm »

Renee Young finds Umaga and AAE wandering the halls of Fusion and stops them for a few questions.

RY: Bobby The Brain Heenan has had some heated words for you guys lately. Do you have a response?

Umaga: Ahbulblad bud da bah!

AAE: Umaga says he fears no man, and certainly not the so called Mastadon. Bobby Heenan is just full of hot air. If he can get his so called mastadon to say in the ring the whole time, it will be the most he can do. Bray Wyatt is just a man, but Umaga is a Samoan Bulldozer and he will run straight through Vader when the time comes.

RY: What about the challenge to a brawl?

AAE: We have learned from the past that unsanctioned fights are not welcome in HCW. However, Umaga will show to the ring. He will not throw the first punch, but he will throw the last one. Umaga will not start an unsanctioned fight and risk the anger of Kurt Angle, but he will finish a fight if Vader starts one.

RY: Anything about his insults to your cigars?

AAE takes one out, runs it under his nose and takes a deep smell of the tobacco, and grins.

AAE: Again, Heenan is full of himself. These are the finest cigars you can get. I may not carry Cubans in US since they are illegal there but here.. these are the real deal. Would jou like to try one Renee?

RY: Uh... No thanks.

AAE Shrugs and puts his Cigar back in his pocket.

AAE: Is Ok. We will be at Fusion. Hopefully Angle books us a match in the next one.

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OOC: Pinch hit for Chris
IC:

Jr steps into Angle office with out knocking and Angle has to almost physically stop him self from chewing the Co-CEO's head off.

Angle: What can I do for you Jr?

Jr: How do you lose an entire ring? They aren't exactly un-noticeable to carry out.

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Burke and Rock get back to their locker room and find Mick Foley waiting their for them. They both look at Mick in shock as they did not expect him out of his office for a while....

pat2007 · « **Reply #6019 on:** September 23, 2015, 11:25:23 pm »

Quote from: #HeelCarter on September 23, 2015, 04:29:41 pm

Coach sighs at the situation. He imitates Shamrock.

JC: "I want Brodie Lee" Big deal. I want to win the lottery so I can retire and not put up with disrespectful employees.

Coach sees Shamrock is undeterred so gives in.

JC: Alright, I'll tell you all I can do. Why don't you take on Butcher and Delirious on Collision? If you win that, I'll give you Lee at Ladder Wars. Deal?

Shamrock has that crazy look on his face. He sighs.

Shamrock: Fine!

Shamrock finally leaves the room, having one last look to MVP and Henry, who were standing at the door.

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Angle looks at Junior with a WTF?! look...

Angle: Junior, first of all, may I know where you've been, man? And I know that. I've asked the people who create our ring if they saw anything suspicious and they responded negatively. We need that ring for our damn show!!!

The Master · « **Reply #6020 on:** September 25, 2015, 02:50:42 am »

Quote from: IAmRollins on September 23, 2015, 12:24:09 pm

Back to Mark Henry...

Previously, WSM had entered the office of Jonathan Coachman in order to talk about being left out of the Collision card. We now see the camera turn 'round 'round baby right 'round but it's not Coachman we see... it's another bald, black guy.

WSM: Hey Mick, long time no... who the hell are you, where's Mick?

Other bald, black guy [in broken English]: I worky here.

The respectable hairless individual is clearly a janitor, holding a mop in one hand and a garbage bag in the other... but Henry's not the sharpest bulb in the shelf.

WSM: Yo, what? They got a German runnin' the place now? A nobody? Damn dawg, I mean I never heard of you before. You the one booking the matches, huh? A lot has changed since I left here. They gave you tis small @ss office too, dawg. When I was 'round 'round baby right 'round the GM wasn't forced to wear ridiculous clothes like that. And the offices were much bigger. Aight, dawg... since you in charge and everything, I got some stuff to question you 'bout... like why the hell was--

MVP: G, what the hell you doin'?

We see MVP walk up.

MVP: Ay, you ain't gon' believe this... they got this joke runnin' the place now, dawg.

MVP: That's the janitor, gangsta. You crazy, look at him! Bag in one hand, mop in the other... come on dawg. It's obvious.

Mark Henry breaks out laughing... we're talking one of those intense passionate laughs.

WSM: Hey, Montel... I don't want to offend you but you one stupid motha'fu**a! Clearly, this here is the GM, ma'dawg! I worked as the bodyguard of the GM for [insert number of years here]. I'm pretty sure I know where the office is situationalized, so please...

MVP: We in Germany, G.... everything backwards here. This is the janitor, I know what I'm telling ya'. Trust me, I am very intellismart.

This goes on for approximately two hours. In the process, the janitor changed every garbage bag in the building and mopped the floors. As the two intellismart men argue, they hear from behind...

?: There you guys are! I've been sent here to get you. The Coach wants to see you in his office.

The camera turns 'round 'round baby right-- you get the gist-- and we see one of Coachman's interns. He directs them into the Coach's office where they see a very large angry man yelling at another bald, black man about his bro Lee.

JC: Porter. Henry. Me and Rick have got to give you some form of "punishment" for your actions to the crowd, but I will only give this in Madrid. Until then, and in fact after then, no more racism. All of us know you're above that. Have a safe trip.

MrAwesome · « **Reply #6021 on:** September 25, 2015, 07:15:33 pm »

Hart: I'm glad that The Rock and Elijah have resorted to name calling in the face of facts. Those two guys are pathetic and I cannot wait to put the final nail in the coffin of this battle against Elijah. I am sick and tired of all of this! They cannot just see the light! They cannot see the truth! Hogan and I knew what had to be done! Hogan and I saw the right path for this company! Perhaps, it's time for you two to finally get the memo especially you, Elijah!
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(Owens is backstage before Fusion)

Owens: I hope you're listening Roman. I've proven to Seth Rollins that I'm better than him. I've proven that I am one of the best fighters in the business today. Now, it's time for you to realize that good looks and a football career doesn't mean anything in wrestling. Have you fought well? Of course you have. You've done way better than most guys before you who were just chosen based on looks. All the same though, you're just some handpicked guy because you look like a million bucks.

I can't stand it. I can't stand it one bit. You never paid your dues like many of us have. I was never blessed with gorgeous blue eyes. I had to fight and claw for anything I have. Yet, you just had to smile and a contract was handed to you. Buddy, I've got a family to provide for. Sure, you do too, but you're not earning that paycheck. I'm going to make you earn your paycheck. I'm going to make you pay your dues. Even more important, I'm going to show you what a real wrestler looks like. Kevin Owens is going to bulldoze right through you. You're never going to forget tonight.

Sixx · « **Reply #6022 on:** September 25, 2015, 07:20:52 pm »

RY: Taz, what happened at the end of the main event?

Taz: Hardy summed it up nicely.

RY: Any comments on what Hardy said before Collision? About the fact that he stated that you are a d1ck…

Taz: I AM a d!ck. And I'm THE d!ck that will f*ck him right out of MY Universal Title.

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All three members of the Shield are pretty unhappy inside their locker room.

Ambrose: That Owens guy… He’s going to get quite the ass-kicking

Rollins: Kevin, I don’t know what you’ve tried to prove last Collision but we all think it was a major mistake… And I know a man who has an opportunity for payback...

Reigns: I'm going to rip you in half. Then I'm going to rip the two halves in half. Bee-Lee dat, Owens.

Rollins: We are going to make sure the rest of the Golden Retrievers will have their tail between their legs and the Hounds of Justice will reclaim their prizes.

Reigns: And you can Bee-Lee dat, and bee-lee in da Shield!

All three Shield members do their usual pose.

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Heyman: Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of my client...

Cena: Hi Paul!

Heyman(Confused): Umm... Hi?

Cena: Bye Paul!

Heyman: That was... Unexpected... But it was also irrelevant. My client, Kazuchika Okada has already rid this company of one cancer in Shane Douglas, and you can bet your ass that he's not finished. Any man stupid enough to stand in my client's way...

*Cena pokes his head on screen, then leaves*

Heyman: Are you guys f*cking kidding me?

pat2007 · « **Reply #6023 on:** September 26, 2015, 12:45:43 pm »

OOC: Pinch-hitting for Leighton, who asked me. Well, he asked me several days ago but I've been busy with many stuff.

IC:

Younger: I maybe won't compete tonight... But I will have a vested interest to see my good buddy, Sin Cara, beat the man who decided that he had enough and got himself disqualified to then beat me up last week. I haven't forgotten... And Paul, your client better be careful moving forward...

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Zayn: I'm teaming with an HCW legend tonight... We're facing one half of the Synergy Tag Team Champions and his little blond buddy. We're going to kick some ass tonight!

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Ryback: I'm facing the Viper... Good, I'll cut the snake's head out of his shoulders with my Meathook clothesline and I'll take his soul to give to our Master...

JamesPerfitt · « **Reply #6024 on:** September 26, 2015, 01:50:28 pm »

Sin cara is discussing a couple of things with a local journalist just after the anoucment for the next Fusion Card.

Journalist : I Only have one question it will be quick. You've just seen your opponent for fusion. What's your plan ?

Sin Cara : It's going to begin with us both in the ring. Then it's going to end with just me leaving the ring. It cannot get any simpler. In between all of that I will make sure I get him back for what happened with younger. You might get some good photos of me at the end when I've pinned him, get a good spot for a photo. If that's everything ill be going I've got some things to do.

sin cara walks away and heads towards the gym located backstage.

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Kofi : I've got a free week. Suppose I'll make an appearance backstage but other than that I'll have my feet up.

Sixx · « **Reply #6025 on:** September 26, 2015, 04:24:16 pm »

Quote from: JamesPerfitt on September 26, 2015, 01:50:28 pm

Sin cara is discussing a couple of things with a local journalist just after the anoucment for the next Fusion Card.

Journalist : I Only have one question it will be quick. You've just seen your opponent for fusion. What's your plan ?

Sin Cara : It's going to begin with us both in the ring. Then it's going to end with just me leaving the ring. It cannot get any simpler. In between all of that I will make sure I get him back for what happened with younger. You might get some good photos of me at the end when I've pinned him, get a good spot for a photo. If that's everything ill be going I've got some things to do.

sin cara walks away and heads towards the gym located backstage.

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Kofi : I've got a free week. Suppose I'll make an appearance backstage but other than that I'll have my feet up.

Heyman: You're the only one that's leaving the ring? Will you be sending your opponent into some type of interdimentional portal or something? Rigging him with explosives? Putting him into a slightly modified Delorean traveling exactly 88 miles per hour? These are questions I need answered Mr. Flippy-Doo McLuchaBullsh!t.

Thurl · « **Reply #6026 on:** September 29, 2015, 10:51:13 pm »

Rock and Burke: Mick!

IC: I had to get out of my office.

Rock: Are you ok?

IC: I am fine. I don't really want to talk about former GMs right now, but I will say this, be careful. I know you guys are just as angry at his words as I am, but don't go digging a hole you can't get out of.

Rock: We understand. I just don't like it.

IC: You have every right not to.

Burke: What are you going to do about it?

IC: Can't say much at the moment, but you will see. So.. The New Nation of Domination huh?

Burke: You like that?

IC: I do, I always thought you too did better as a team than alone. Collision proved that correct.

Rock: That's not the way we would have preferred to get our win.

Burke: A win is a win as far as I am concerned. Though, Triple H needs to keep his puppets in line. interfering in other people matches can have consequences.

IC: Don't do anything you will regret Elijah. Besides I am sure Coach will deal with Owens' interference. He's isn't getting away with anything. Besides, you have enough to worry about with Bret.

Burke: That Global title will look good around my waist won't it?

IC: Indeed it will. Guys its good to have this talk with you.

Rock: We always have your back Mick.

Foley gets a text on his phone and when he reads it his eyes widen momentarily in surprise.

IC: Gotta go guys.

As Foley heads through the door, we here him talking to himself under his breath:

IC: How does a whole ring get stolen?

MrAwesome · « **Reply #6027 on:** September 30, 2015, 02:23:00 pm »

Hart: The Global title will look hideous around your waist Elijah. It belongs around a man of principle, a man of respect, a man who is the best wrestler in the world...ME! The Global title is for me! No one else but for me! You should learn your lesson like the Rock did and just give up! I am the best there is, was, and ever will be!

Sixx · « **Reply #6028 on:** September 30, 2015, 07:29:01 pm »

Quote from: MrAwesome on September 30, 2015, 02:23:00 pm

Hart: The Global title will look hideous around your waist Elijah. It belongs around a man of principle, a man of respect, a man who is the best wrestler in the world...ME! The Global title is for me! No one else but for me! You should learn your lesson like the Rock did and just give up! I am the best there is, was, and ever will be!

Heyman: Did I miss an update to the dictionary where they suddenly changed the meaning of best to "noticeably mediocre?"

pat2007 · « **Reply #6029 on:** September 30, 2015, 08:33:02 pm »

HHH: Well, Paul... If it indeed changed, that means that you, Paul Heyman, are the most noticeably mediocre manager of all-time.

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